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stalkin your mom 

The best YFM song. Lyrics stalkin your momx5 ha I've been stalkin your mom for like 2 years straight I'm way to shy to ask her out on a date so I just wait in yo neighbors lawn with my camera ready and my camoflouge on and I know that I'll get plenty pics when she leaves for work at exactly 7:26 I follow her on my bike but it's hopeless cuz I'll never keep up with her ford focus so I kidnapped her golden retriever wanted to return it just to please her but for got to feed her takin care of a dog is hard gave it to her dead said it got ran over by a car
Yo did you hear the YFM song stalkin your mom?

Yea I listened to while stalkin yours
stalkin your mom by Benetar January 3, 2014
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facebook stalkin

when someone stays on facebook for excessive amounts of time, aimlessly searching through people's profiles, and pictures
John was facebook stalking last night and was able to find out that Sarah has a date to the movies on friday with Al

stacking sats

The act of accumulating satoshis ("sats"), the penny of bitcoin over time. This term emphasizes that even really small accumulations of bitcoin are useful because of the value they will have in the future.
Stack sats, fuck bitches

Put at least 1% of your salary towards stacking sats. Your grandchildren will thank you from their mansions.
stacking sats by kryptokaare April 28, 2019

Stalinium 

An extremely powerful metal forged by Joseph Stalin. It is created by melting communite and cykinium. It was used as armour for Russian planes and tanks during ww2. Due to the toughness of the metal, many German troops were infuriated by the armour as all tank and anti-aircraft gun shells bounced off the metal.
German soldier: ACH! Ze stalinium ich op gaijn plz nerf!
Stalinium by Anrende June 16, 2016

Fridge Stacking 

When company or family is coming over to your house so you buy a bunch of healthy food for your fridge so people think you live better then you actually do.
Do you really think John eats so many vegetables, or do you think he is fridge stacking?

Stackin’ Dreamz

Stackin’ Dreamz
Is when you set your mind to achieve multiple goals in life.
determined to turn your talents into success.

committed to making your dreams come true.
Person : I have spent half of my life committed to Stackin’ Dreamz.

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei

Papa Stalin 

Papa Stalin is the man that will put you in Gulag and we should all worship him
Ruski: All hail papa stalin!
Western Spy: No hail eisenhower
Papa Stalin: Go to gulag you spy
Papa Stalin by Publord Corgi July 16, 2018