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stalkfap 

The act of seeking out and masturbating over images of an individual you have briefly or never met.

These images are usually located via a social networking site, such as Facebook.

The word is a portmanteau of stalking and fap.

This act is primarily indulged in by males.
John couldn't get Amy out of his head, so he found her on Facebook and had an epic stalkfap over her recent pictures from her visit to the beach.
stalkfap by thomyorke2 February 24, 2010
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Stalkaphile 

A Stalker who follows young children. Combination of stalker and pedophile.
Young Girl: That man is following me!

Adult: mm. He must be a stalkaphile.
Stalkaphile by nutshak March 15, 2009

stalkapedia 

Noun. The database maintained by an internet stalker on every single internet post and cyber-activity it's target has ever initiated.
Hanratty69 was able to add to his stalkapedia on Sunshine101 when she posted to her friends that she had a new job.
stalkapedia by Paisley_Posey March 1, 2013

stalkaphobia 

I have stalkaphobia when I'm alone at night
stalkaphobia by NatureGirl99 April 17, 2018

stalkapheliac 

a person whom finds value and purpose when they are being stalked.

Actively seeks someone whom stalks.
One that enjoys the tactical operations of veteran stalkers.
One that finds meaning in being pursued, gawked,/ pranked, photographed, creeping out, as a victim of one who stalks.

Adj;
Stalkaholic
"why is she broadcasting where and whens in front of those weirdos ?"

"I think she's a stalkapheliac."
stalkapheliac by PartyHardBoy October 2, 2019

Stalkapaedia

The act of searching, finding, and stalking a person on social media - before recording all, or parts of, their visual and auditory history, to later reference and use in personal or social interactions (including masturbatory acts).
I asked Kev to access his Stalkapaedia, to see if he has some quality pics of Krystal Boyd - and he had heaps!!
Stalkapaedia by Dunxy February 1, 2024

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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