stalkership 

n., a relationship that involves one person stalking the other

Tiffany: Can you believe that girl just follows him around like that? Creepy, right?

Amanda: Nah, I think it's a beautiful stalkership. You can tell she's really into him.

stalkership by JustYourFanGirl August 26, 2011

Stealership 

A place that charges ridiculous amounts of money for routine auto maintenance. They also sell parts at somewhat reasonable prices, but better deals on OEM parts can be found elsewhere.

The BMW stealership wanted $300 for an oil change.

Stealership by Four Loko Frat Guy December 1, 2022

slackership 

Opposite of a scholarship. Would be awarded to slackers so they could go to college and sleep, party, smoke weed, and do it without wasting their own money.

Only way he is going to college is on a slackership because his pops isn't gonna spring for it.

slackership by K. Clinton May 9, 2008

stealership 

Business entity where one can purchase vehicles or have vehicle maintenance and repairs performed at exorbitant prices. Remember to bend over and bring lots of lube. Variant of dealership.

Sorry bro, I don't have the rent money, I just had to pay $1300 to get my ride fixed. Next time I won't take it to the fucking stealership!

stealership by ScottyG October 6, 2005