stalkership

Name: stalkership Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

n., a relationship that involves one person stalking the other

Tiffany: Can you believe that girl just follows him around like that? Creepy, right?

Amanda: Nah, I think it's a beautiful stalkership. You can tell she's really into him.

stalkership by JustYourFanGirl August 26, 2011

Get the stalkership mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Stealership

A place that charges ridiculous amounts of money for routine auto maintenance. They also sell parts at somewhat reasonable prices, but better deals on OEM parts can be found elsewhere.

The BMW stealership wanted $300 for an oil change.

Stealership by Four Loko Frat Guy December 1, 2022

Get the Stealership mug.

Related Words

stalkership • Stalker Shopper • stealership • slackership • Stalker Smile • stalker stick

slackership

Opposite of a scholarship. Would be awarded to slackers so they could go to college and sleep, party, smoke weed, and do it without wasting their own money.

Only way he is going to college is on a slackership because his pops isn't gonna spring for it.

slackership by K. Clinton May 9, 2008

Get the slackership mug.

stealership

Business entity where one can purchase vehicles or have vehicle maintenance and repairs performed at exorbitant prices. Remember to bend over and bring lots of lube. Variant of dealership.

Sorry bro, I don't have the rent money, I just had to pay $1300 to get my ride fixed. Next time I won't take it to the fucking stealership!

stealership by ScottyG October 6, 2005

Word of the Day on March 31, 2026

Get the stealership mug.

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

Word of the Day on September 29, 2026

Get the Slop Grenade mug.

floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

Word of the Day on September 28, 2026

Get the floxi mug.

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Get the leafers mug.

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

Get the Respectfully mug.

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

Get the You met me at a very Chinese time in my life mug.

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Get the crunchy mug.