Stalagmight
Stalagmight by ForkFork June 29, 2011
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Stalagtight
During a bowel evacuation: a supremely thick pole of excreture which has been stuck at its widest point for some seconds. Only a supreme effort of purpleface or a sudden shock will dislodge it. The fully-evacuated article rarely gets flushed away the first time and requires prodding or breaking up with a toothbrush.
The opposite of a Stalagmight, which is an evacuation article which has not yet reached the sphincter, but is threatening by already having begun to distend the abdomen.
The opposite of a Stalagmight, which is an evacuation article which has not yet reached the sphincter, but is threatening by already having begun to distend the abdomen.
Stalagtight by Fox In The Walls August 30, 2007
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Stalagtight
A female subset of sensible women who are absolutely lovely. Their only problem from a male standpoint is the amount of time they spend getting ready for sexual intercourse. This phrase is commonly used by young and desperate self pleasuring teens.
- Y'alirght ben? I heard you and Jenny were getting things started last night! Tell me about it.
-Not so good man, she's a bit stalagtight.
-Not so good man, she's a bit stalagtight.
Stalagtight by aobtree May 19, 2010
Stalagmitate
A stalagmitate is everywhere, but nowhere. A stalagmitate is everything but nothing.
It also means when a stalagmite and stalactite meet eachother.
It can be used as a complement or an insult. Is a pronoun, a noun, an ajective, a verb, subject, a preticate, punctuation, article, and more.
It also means when a stalagmite and stalactite meet eachother.
It can be used as a complement or an insult. Is a pronoun, a noun, an ajective, a verb, subject, a preticate, punctuation, article, and more.
Guy 1: "You're dumb."
Guy 2: "At least I dont look like a stalagmitate."
Guy 3: "Did you guys see that stalagmitate?"
Guy 4: "You look like a stalagmitate formed on your face!"
Guy 2: "At least I dont look like a stalagmitate."
Guy 3: "Did you guys see that stalagmitate?"
Guy 4: "You look like a stalagmitate formed on your face!"
Stalagmitate by The Incredible Mr. E May 26, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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