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1 definition by aobtree

 
1.
A female subset of sensible women who are absolutely lovely. Their only problem from a male standpoint is the amount of time they spend getting ready for sexual intercourse. This phrase is commonly used by young and desperate self pleasuring teens.
- Y'alirght ben? I heard you and Jenny were getting things started last night! Tell me about it.

-Not so good man, she's a bit stalagtight.
by aobtree May 19, 2010