blank stairing man 

the most horrifying thing in exsistance, the one true thing that haunts all our dreams, and only the blank stairing man knows just the amount of torture he can bring, filling up the whole r/wilbur soot subreddit!

friend 1 Hey, let's check out the r/wilbursoot subreddit!

friend 2 good idea!

the subreddit *blank stairing man*

both friends die in sync

blank stairing man by soggy bean April 10, 2020

Staining the Porcelain 

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.

P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"

Staining the Porcelain by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008

Pornography starring your mother 

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.

Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy

Pornography starring your mother by CrungleChugger97 November 17, 2021

staining porcelain 

stocking the pond, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc. slang phrase for deification

Where's john... oh he's out staining porcelain

staining porcelain by mormdavid April 24, 2009

Staring into my soul 

When someone is looking at you so intentivley and deeply that it feels like they're looking PASSED you and your physical features and staring into your soul inside you.

****Makes you feel really uncomfortable and you usually look away.****

Guy 1: wow don't look at me like that...

Girl 1: like what?..

Guy 1: Like how you were just looking at me; I feel like you were staring into my soul so deep thats you're trying to steal it.

Staring into my soul by wowomgtotez123 December 16, 2010

Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka 

Most Feared Animal in all the world!

Holy shit, there is a Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka, lets thin out the herd.

Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka by decajoe October 17, 2006

Blank Staring 

When you stare at something with out really looking at it. This happens often when one is day dreaming about something.

I was totally blank staring at the board in math today. My teacher thought I was actually listening!

Blank Staring by Anna Banana Bread June 2, 2010