stailing 

The art of using your mindpowers and fingers to stick nails and staples into and out of a board compulisvely.

Regina and Dani invented to sport of Stailing.

stailing by Jiorge January 30, 2006

stailing 

attempting to live life slow to anger and abounding in love.

I've been stailing my whole life and it's hard work but worth it.

stailing by Charleyme June 3, 2010

yard sailing 

A phrase used to describe the art of shopping at large numbers of yard sales, garage sales, and estate sales.

"I can't WAIT to go yard sailing this weekend!"

"Yard sailing is my favorite activity of late."

"There's nothing I would rather do than go yard sailing."

yard sailing by www.babysue.com May 9, 2006

Staining the Porcelain 

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.

P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"

Staining the Porcelain by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008

bathroom stalling 

The time spent in a public restroom after you poop, waiting for everybody to clear out so that nobody knows it was you who was pooping. Can be accomplished either by waiting for the bathroom to be completely empty, or by waiting until a new set of people come in who don't know you just pooped.

Woman 1: "Why did it take you so long in the bathroom?"
Woman 2: "I had to poop but these two girls were talkin' it up in the bathroom forever, so I was bathroom stalling for like 5 minutes!"

bathroom stalling by hiddenpaw December 8, 2010

sailing with the captain

To drink large quantities of Captain Morgan's Rum, usually with a group, and hopefully to the point of oblivion.

That girl I hooked up with was so fugly that I had to go sailing with the captain before I could bang her.

sailing with the captain by Robb December 24, 2003

Sky Sailing

Sky Sailing is Adam Young's OLD Pre-Owl City project. It consists of mainly laid-back and acoustic songs. It has recently been released to the public. Any Adam Young / Owl City fans should check this out!

Sky Sailing uses NO AUTO-TUNE! It doesn't sound like Owl City. It's much more beautiful.

Me: Oh, I love Adam Young's project, Sky Sailing. Its so relaxing.

Friend: Oh, I prefer his project, Owl City. The auto-tune makes him sound nice.

Friend 2: I think he sounds PERFECT either way!

Sky Sailing by Smile4Music June 21, 2011