Staines

The clue is in the name, it's a shit suburban town just outside of Greater London. Mostly inhabited by people who live in caravans and have on average 2 GCSEs. Sure there's a few London buses that serve Staines, but they just take you to even shitter places like Hounslow and Hanworth. If you're making the effort of leaving Zone 6 to go to Staines, make that extra trek and go to Windsor which is slightly less shit. Staines is most famous for being the home of Sacha Baron's Cohen "Ali G".

Friend 1: I heard that guy is from Staines

Friend 2: Oh fuck we better run he might try steal our satellite dish and set our car on fire

by memeulous December 23, 2016

Stained

A common thing to say when you absolutely destroy someone, often used in video games. Popular amongst pro Valorant, CS:GO and R6 players.

"You just got stained kid"
"Get stained on bozo"

by xX.PROGAMER69 December 13, 2021

Stained

adj.To Have Sex
adv. To get Robbed
To Get Beat in something really bad

I stained sally last night

I got stained fo my Rims

I was staining them in basketball

by Chi_townz_finest_yo May 29, 2006

stain

A person in your life you can't get rid of or deny knowing. Other aspects of your life are fine, but there lies a big old reminder and someone is always pointing it out. Every time you look at him/her, you wish your life was stain-free.

My sister-in-law is a stain.

by K April 8, 2004

stains

Essentially used to mean anything crappy or shitty.

Wow, your 7,2 offsuit is stains.

by NESticle March 22, 2006

stains

essentially calling someone a shit stain. a worthless person.
stainy: someone who is shitty, neglectful or bad

noone wants a stainy barn cause that would be cuts

by Platy January 6, 2004

Stain

-noun
1. a person, place, or object which has caused annoyance or embarrassment
2. a part of the psychic apparatus that experiences and reacts to the outside world and thus mediates experiences of discomfort, hardship, or embarrassment, most commonly through alcohol

-verb
1. to take advantage

Those guys were stains.
I drank fifteen beers last night; my stain is huge right now.
I stained that girl out last night.

by snacksythekid January 18, 2010