Stain baby

When you masturbate in bed and you leave it on the sheets and your girlfriend or wife rolls over on it and gets pregnant.

He's not dumb, he's just a stain baby.

by Im-oblivious October 9, 2016

brain stain

When a man nuts on your forehead.

Hey baby gimme a brain stain.

by AlecLEE41 July 30, 2022

Thong Stain

Forget flying by the seat of your pants. Try flying by the stain of your thong!

"He came into your apartment. He left the Thong Stains on the carpet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 13, 2023

crush stain

When someone shits their britches and poorly washes their garment. So they walk around with crush stains on their seat

Hey Jackie got crush stains on her mom jeans

by obviouslyadoughnut October 10, 2020

Hittin A stain

The act of an individual eating ass, retaining a shit stain on their forehead.

Friends; " tefik you disappeared after we all left the club last night, what happened ? "

Tefik; " oh you know, was just hittin a stain"

by Hit it or quit it December 5, 2017

son of a wank stain

Knobheads on call of duty ghosts

Gleek9irl is a son of a wank stain

by MentalBatmanFTW April 16, 2014

Kaka stains

Kaka stains or skid marks are residual shit from the ass or an insulting name, Kaka means shit in the language of the moari (native people of new Zealand.)

Fuck up cunt, at least I don't have Kaka stains in my undies or, oi Kaka stains! Get over here

by Big chod October 25, 2019