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avetard stairs 

The stairs that take you to the second floor of The Ave. This shit is basically a fucking storage room because an avetard just throws his shit anywhere he wants and just leaves it there. There is absolutely no room to go up the fucking stairs and you might as well play hopscotch or leapfrog on the stairs because you need to be jumping all over the place to avoid all the shit on the avetard stairs to get upstairs.
One of the avetards called me upstairs but when I went to climb up the avetard stairs, there was absolutely no room for me to put my foot down so I felt like a fucking monkey trying to jump over everything to get up.
avetard stairs by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
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Apple Stairs 

Fuck bruh I just broke my 200 dollar Macbook when I fell off the Apple Stairs‼️
Apple Stairs by Zesteas October 16, 2021

Joker Stairs 

The most holy of places, even more sacred than the vatican itself. Only one with boatloads of clout can only hope to visit.
Yo bro m8 i heard your in new york this weekend, have you been to the joker stairs yet.

Nah man i got denied at the entrance not enough clout

Bruh

People Under The Stairs 

Original hip hop duo from Mid City LA. Consisting of Emcee's Double K & Thes One. They make some of the best music that has come out in the "new school" All there music is sampled and mixed straight from 12"'s and fuck the drum machines. They definetly keep it real and to the truest essence of hiphop.
Damn every track on "Question in the Form of an Answer", "Or Stay Tunes", "O.S.T.", "The Next Step" are good, and style beyond any others.

Matt Stairs 

Possibly the greatest Canadian born baseball player in history. Currently plays for the San Diego Padres. He swings for the fences every at bat and become a premier feared pinch hitter in the majors.
Guy 1: Who the fuck just hit a 500ft home run off of Johnathan Broxton

Guy 2: That was Matt Stairs

Guy 1: How the fuck is he only a pinch hitter
Matt Stairs by philliesfan866 August 20, 2010

people under the stairs 

An amazing LA-based duo Hip Hop group.
Made up of Double K and Thes One, both amazing turntablists, MCs, beat makers, crate diggers. They bring the freshest beats and rhymes, true '93 style hip hop and 70s style illicit funk. Based at Om Records.
www.peopleunderhtestairs.net
Man! PUTS bring that FRESH shit!!!

I fell down some stairs 

what to say to your friends when you got beat up and and don't want to admit it. Because of it's overuse (a result of the historical precedent for lying about spousal abuse in order to preserve the sancity of marriage) it is considered a thinly veiled cry for help.
"woah, Joanie, what happened to your eye?"
"I fell down some stairs."
"is everything OK with Phillip?"
"yeah, everything's fine. I just fell down some stairs, ok, Mom?"
I fell down some stairs by kateyc September 5, 2008