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1. stage five clinger
A member of the opposite sex that is likely to become overly attached, overly fast. Virgins, those on the rebound, and the emotionally fragile are more likely to have this term applied to them. Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.
We need to get Nick away from that chick. She's a stage five clinger.

We've got a stage five clinger situation. I need someone running interference on the blonde behind me, now.

I nailed that chick last weekend and seriously regret giving her my number - I'm getting 2 or 3 calls a day. I think what we've got ourselves here is a stage five clinger.
2. Stage Five Clinger
A super hot woman who is very clingy and demands freaky sex constantly.
"Dude stage five clinger just text me again, she wants me to spit in her mouth."
"dude what the fuck?"

"But she's soo hot!"
3. stage five clinger
over attached guy or girl that constantly needs to be texting, talking, or with someone at all times.... aka kyle blair
so kyle called me for the 12th time today..such a stage five clingerrr
4. Stage Five Clinger
An enormous shit that gets stuck in your ass hair and won't let go.
Hey man, come give me a hand! I have a stage five clinger!
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