The stack is a sum of money or of other equally liquid financial assets.

The stack only goes up or down and it's your main job to make it go up.

The stack is your best friend.

The stack doesn't lie, doesn't cheat and doesn't betray. The stack doesn't judge you, doesn't harm you and doesn't plot against you.

The stack is always there for you, in good times and it bad times.

It makes bad times better and it makes good time amazing.

The stack might make some of your fake friends jealous and it's best enjoyed with your real niggas, the ones that were there for you when you didn't have much stack.

When lost, just look at the stack for mentoring: will the stack go up or down following your action? Once you know the answer, you know what to do.
Momo: bro, if I had to teach one and only one thing it would be this: keep your eyes on the stack. Don't let ego or hoes get in the way. The stack is the final answer of your every action.
by LB7 December 3, 2014
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When a group of 2 or more people sit on each other's laps over a toilet and piss together.

(Although it is usually practised with piss, the person on the bottom of the stack could theoretically poop, as well, though it would be rude for someone higher in the stack to do so)
"Hey guys, you ever tried stacking?"
"No, but I need to go to the toilet, wanna stack with me?"
by PissBot9000 January 4, 2022
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64 of any given item, originating from Minecraft.
Yo Dylan, can I have a stack of cobble?
Sure bruv, but can I have a half stack of chiseled stone brick in return?
by mediator arry March 26, 2020
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1. A sports team that has better players as in stronger, faster, and all out better.

2. A hot ass chick with some massive tits
1. Damn that other team is stacked

2. Yo that dyke is stacked son
by FrOzTBiiTe July 11, 2008
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A game where one person is 'it', and someone yells "Stacks ON!" and everyone playing tackles or jumps onto that person.

Word of warning, it is very easy to injure yourself, or other people playing :)
Person one: Im bored. I'm going for a walk
Person two: STACKS ON!!!!!!
Person one: Oh no..
by bronie December 7, 2005
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The end all, be all of STDs.

The Stack includes all of the following and more:
Gonorrhea
Syphilis
Hepatitis A, B twice, C
Gingivitis

The Plague
Impotence
Premature ejaculation
Cancer
Food Poisoning

Osteoporosis
Scurvy

Shrinkage
Small Pox

Anal Leakage/Seepage
Prolonged Lifespan
Aids

Phenylkketonuria(PKU)

Non-consensual Homosexuality

Third testicle (regardless of gender)
Uneven tire wear

Bad sense of direction
Conversion to the church of Gary Busey

Obsessive stamp collecting
Reverse bilingualism
Port-o-potty Specialist

Deviated septum
Slavery
Conversion to Judaism
Nipple lactation

Appreciation for modern art
High interest rates
Weak investment portfolio
Shaq-fu
And it will ruin your credit score.

There is no known cure. If you contract The Stack, do not attempt to kill yourself for it will only anger the disease.
I may have The Stack, but at least I'm still white.
by TheStackPatientZero December 10, 2011
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Thousands of dollars. A stack is one thousand dollars. Stacks is a synonym for thousands referring in terms of dollars.
by StaxxMoney December 7, 2013
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