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Statheist 

One who worships the state. This person may not be fully aware that they see the state as their God, but in every action they take they perform the same rituals as religious organizations. From mindlessly chanting(the pledge of allegiance) to the attribution of supernatural phenomena(taking money from some people to give it to others will somehow make us all richer) and even direct contradictions in their own personal beliefs(theft is wrong if done by an individual, but is somehow okay if done by the state through taxes).
Statheist: Taxation isn't theft, it's the price we pay for civilization.

Non-statheist: If your definition of civilization includes rampant theft, I want no part of it.
Statheist by Jopa16 October 11, 2013
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1. (noun) A person with a prejudice toward another person with a mustache.

2. (adj.) discriminatory or prejudiced on the basis of a mustache.
She is afraid of anyone with mustaches. She is a stachist.

That comment about the man with a mustache was both uncalled for and stachist.
stachist by tankbeh April 14, 2011
A real religion, spreading from the USSR to Canada, all around South America, and eventually to Alaska. Spaceism was founded long ago by the prophet Abigail. Followers are called Space Wizards.
"Spaceism is the shit!" - Muhammad
Spaceism by spaceism4lyfebitch January 7, 2010

Statheist 

One who rejects religion as irrational but who advocates the existence of the state, usually as a desperate compensation for the comfort that religion brings. The term is most often used by anarchist-atheists to demonstrate to the statheist that the logic they use to justify the state is faulty even though they had sufficient logic to reject religion, implying that they are reproducing the same errors in thinking that they profess to despise in religious people.

statism

atheism

scapegoat
In a way, these statheists are worse than Christians, I really feel sorry for these people.
Statheist by TheShunnedSage June 15, 2009

stache-ism

1. prejudice or discrimination toward individuals with mustaches.
2. behavior, conditions, or attitudes that foster stereotypes of people with mustaches.
Years of unquestioned stache-ism have lead to the belief that only cops and child molesters have mustaches.

He was passed up for a promotion at the workplace because of the stache-ism of his immediate supervisor.
stache-ism by tankbeh January 12, 2011

stachism 

1. prejudice or discrimination toward individuals with mustaches.
2. behavior, conditions, or attitudes that foster stereotypes of people with mustaches.
Years of unquestioned stachism have lead to the belief that only cops and child molesters have mustaches.

He was passed up for a promotion at the workplace because of the stachism of his immediate supervisor.
stachism by tankbeh April 14, 2011

Stalleism 

The act of worshiping Stallebred, he is a legendary memester from the legendary Bryn Celynnog school, he also live in Cae Fardre.
I deeply believe in Stalleism. It is a wonderful religion.
Stalleism by Stalleisgay October 11, 2018