Staceyism 

Staceyism

A religion, cult, or belief system that’s principles are found through random mediums of nature i.e. rain on a sunny day, crimes of passion, epiphanies of a narcissist, crying during orgasm. Followers usually worship the Virgin Goddess. The holistic philosophy is rooted deeply in an appreciation and indebtedness to dichotomy and integrations.

I recruited a new follower of Staceyism today!

She is a total Stacist!

Staceyism by 1Founder February 7, 2009

Staceyism 

A Staceyism is something that a person does. An act that shows little commonsense. Or even what could be considered as an act of 'Blondness' in a Brunette.

> Staceyism is something along the lines of ...

> Trying to unlock the car, then realising that yours is parked next to it...

> Using long words to make yourself look intellegent, however none of them are in context...

>Getting confused between Birdsong-Sebastian Faulks, Regeneration-Pat Barker and Toy Story...or just generally reality and disney films...

> It is normally followed by ..'I don't know why i'm suprised'

Staceyism by slawrence26 April 14, 2009

Staceyism

1. (n.) A playful yet brutal statement making fun of a short person for their height, often subliminally or with wordplay.

2. (n.) The social ideology that one is entitled to using one's height as the butt of a joke, typically in an unserious manner.

Note: A staceyism may cause critical emotional damage if the reciever happens to also be named Stacey, alternate spellings included.

Person A: Dude, Stacey is mitosing.
Person B: How? You can't divide by zero.
Stacey: oh my fucking god
Person C: You killed her!
Person B: Bro's the newest development in the Manhattan Project.
Person B: That's your worst staceyism yet.
Person A: It's a critical hit!

Staceyism by Hygiea March 3, 2026

Stabenism 

Literally: "Treat others and expect to be treated in return."

A cycle, a revolution. An orbit of treating people. Once you treat another, it will be coming back to you.

"I treated my friend earlier this week, so this weekend I got an unexpected treat when i didn't even expect it. Classic case of Stabenism right there."

Stabenism by Maxwell Stabens May 4, 2009

statesism 

The act of stereotyping another state.

If you say all Wisconsinites are farmers, that is considered statesism.

statesism by JustinBG February 17, 2015

Spaceism

A real religion, spreading from the USSR to Canada, all around South America, and eventually to Alaska. Spaceism was founded long ago by the prophet Abigail. Followers are called Space Wizards.

"Spaceism is the shit!" - Muhammad

Spaceism by spaceism4lyfebitch January 7, 2010

stachism 

1. prejudice or discrimination toward individuals with mustaches.
2. behavior, conditions, or attitudes that foster stereotypes of people with mustaches.

Years of unquestioned stachism have lead to the belief that only cops and child molesters have mustaches.

He was passed up for a promotion at the workplace because of the stachism of his immediate supervisor.

stachism by tankbeh April 14, 2011