Pulling a St. Paul’s 

When one leaks from the eyes due to happiness. Possibly due to admiring a beautiful building

“You guys don’t get it all of our buildings were built in the 70s, they’re ugly as sh*t” said whilst crying this is pulling a St. Paul’s

Pulling a St. Paul’s by Pulling a st. Pauls November 16, 2022

Pulling a St John 

When you hang out with people so you can get smoked out, then randomly ditch them using a lame excuse like "my parents want me home now."

guy 1: Hey man I gotta go feed my dog now, I'll catch you later.

guy 2: Man your lying, now that you smoked your just leaving, your "Pulling a St John" bro.

Pulling a St John by C4LV4R3$1 January 9, 2011

A.S.T.C. 

Stands for "All Sluts Take Cock". An acronym for remembering the trignometric circle.

Billy: Sir, I don't remember which quadrants cosine is positive in.
Teacher: Remember A.S.T.C. - All Sluts Take Cock?
Billy: Ohh yeahhhh, quadrants 1 & 4!

A.S.T.C. by Combi May 3, 2008

Pulling a St. John 

Commiting an act of random stupidity and then proceeding to deny it, disregarding all evidence.

Pulling a St. John.

guy 1: dude we're going the wrong way.
guy 2: No we're not.
........
guy 1: dude that took like 2 hours longer than usual
guy 2: no no, I deliberatly drove that way, I wanted to see the coast road.

Pulling a St. John by Fionn Keane April 17, 2008

a st louis hello 

When two guys grab eachother by the cock.

Hey waffles nice to meet you a st louis hello

a st louis hello by JimmyBonez313 June 1, 2019

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

A.S.T.C. 

All Students Take Calculus!! Duh! What were you thinking?

It also stands for All, Sine, Tangent, and Cosine. But All Students Take Calculus works as a great mnemonic device.

Teacher: Any ideas for mnemonic devices to remember A.S.T.C?
**Class stares blankly
Teacher: Well, the way I learned it was All Students Take Calculus. There is also this really nasty one that I can't tell you. And if you figure it out and said it aloud I will give you a detention!!

Student A: Tell us please!!!!!
Teacher: No, I don't want to lose my job.

**10 minutes passes
**Student B turns to Student A with a calculator and a little piece of paper in it. Student A Opens this piece of paper and it reads:
"A.S.T.C. - All Sluts Take Cock - I dunno if this is right but I tried"

**Student A Breaks out into laughter and falls out of her chair.

A.S.T.C. by Jack and Diane March 14, 2017