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St Andrew's Junior School 

A very diverse school, there are the super smart kids, the mediocre ones and the not really smart ones, and full of discrimination because of that. Gives 9 year old kids a laptop to play with and watch them do funny stuff with it. Emphasizes on safety alot, especially after that year when they stopped doing that and as a result the school caught on fire.
St Andrew's Junior School is the "best" school ever.
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immanuel and st andrews primary school 

worst primary school in streatham, wouldnt recommend, the food is disgusting and the teachers are strict. got suspending for laughing in class. wouldn’t recommend to send your children here.
immanuel and st andrews primary school is like hell on earth.

St Andrews Secondary School

A school located at the side of a hill in a peaceful neighbourhood, which was the saviour of our ah ma and ah pa when they kena flood long time ago.

Students: they are gay, horny and rowdy. They jokingly make racist and sexist insults at one another, and can be characterised base on the stream they take

High-end express: Materialistic studious students made up of mostly two-faced prefects who look down upon their NA/NT peers. Fights rarely occur here

Low-end express: They are like the high-end express students but they are just dumber and less studious. They very much hate on most of their subject teachers. However they form ties with the NA students but still hate their NT peers. Fights rarely occur here

NA: They are the ones who form connections with all streams and generally the most chillax stream out of the three. Most if not all of them has parental issues. Fights don’t really occur here

NT: Most looked down upon stream by even the teachers. They are quite relaxed and calm with their peers but stubborn and truant towards their teachers. Make up for atleast half the population during detention. Fights occur but is uncommon

“Up and On” really serves no meaning, sounds like just another phrase for ‘popping a boner’
Teacher: DON’T TOUCH ME
Student: Eh you watch ur mouth lah
Teacher: YOU TOUCH ME
Student: EH, I’LL END UR LIFE RITE NEOW MAN

Said by an egotistical bitch from St Andrews Secondary School

St. Andrews International School 

Where the toilets are smoking areas and a drug dealing center.
Yo you wanna go roll a joint before Chemistry in the 3rd floor St. Andrews International School building?

St. Andrews High School

Andrews girls are beautiful and smart young ladies but dem wicked yf. If yuh girl guh Andrews just know seh she a use har brain pan yuh and yah get bun. Other than giving bun Andrews girls are phenomenal and are high archivers. Additionally the Jc boys are very obsessed with these girls. St. Andrews High School is a school filled with bun givers.
JC ute:Omg that girl is so beautiful she must got St. Andrews High school!
Another Jc Ute: Don't mek har looks fool yuh she's known for being a commonaz.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026