Easily the worst school in Howard County, Maryland. If you want your child to suffer, send them to St. Louis School.
by socknazihater January 28, 2020
a prison located in Clarksville, MD. known for penguins taking control, disgusting uniforms (not to mention retarded uniforms socks) and making us walk in the halls like we have chains connecting our ankles to the person in front of us. the cyo teams rock, cuz we're number one, but other than that, it's a crappy, small Cathoic school with uniforms, no lockers, no daily lunches sold, and not enough room to go around. the school does not provide us with extra classes, such as cooking, dancing, sewing, etc. we have no electives, such as woodshop or tech ed. the school is so poor that it has to have one room to serve as the gym/bball court, cafeteria, and auditorium. in the phis. ed. program there is nothing but playing games, and provides nobody that comes out of our school with any physical fittness. but just so they can't be blamed for any students growing up and becoming way too overweight, they decided to give us extra thin fat free pretzels with our hot lunches instead of chips. nor do they serve us juice anymore, as if that juice was any good. every year the current eight grade does something wrong, and then the next year the whole school pays, while that crime-committing class goes off to highschool, leaving everyone else to suffer. example: a few years ago the eigth graders wouldn't stop rolling up their uniform skirts, now our skirts are kilts. and since Penguin (VP) is an ankle sock natzi, when the eigth grade refused to stop wearing ankle socks, SLS socks were made. we learn math that can't be used, and we have teachers that don't speak english. if given the choice, run away from home before coming to st. louis.
by rolipolio October 13, 2005
St. louis school is a small school full of judgy people, full of drama, and full of people who think that they’re better than everyone else. Their milk is always expired and their food tastes like it was made 100 years ago. It’s like going to prison everyday and having to suffer through the nasty terrible teachers. everyone at that school are pieces of shit. No one really cares about each other, once you leave that school after 8th grade, you will never turn back again. It always smells bad and a roof is always leaking. The teachers always choose favorites and for some reason it’s always the bad kids that are the favorites. Everywhere you look is a hoe trying to show off their ass or something. There is always piss and shit in the bathrooms stinking up the whole place and a janitor who all he does is sit on his butt. every boy is a player, there isn’t one loyal boy in the whole school. If you for some reason are set free from that hell hole, then you are one lucky duck. Please never ever consider going to St. Louis School.
by ijustatedonut123 December 12, 2019
A prison in Clarksville md that is run by 200 year old people. The slogan is where spirit and mind are crushed by brutal punishments and dumb teachers.
by T0t-LD0m1nat10n February 15, 2017
A school that somehow got 1# private school in Austin although being the worst pick for such a prize, Being full of thots and hoes this school is just a whorehouse with semi-good girls
St. Louis Catholic School is cool.
by hong-van liquor April 3, 2019
The Walmart version of Edina but without the budget and the awards, St. louis Park High School is a school made up of suburban white kids and staff who think they’re progressive and different when in reality they’re just as racist and bigoted as every other majority white school in Minnesota. They’ll cape for their precious white kids but won’t hesitate to suspend Black/POC students for weeks at a time. Want the SLP experience? Head to a Trump rally.
“Did you hear about that girl who posed with a Confederate flag at St. Louis Park High School?”
“Yeah and she said she didn’t know what it meant? What a fucking liar.”
“Yeah and she said she didn’t know what it meant? What a fucking liar.”
by yourdadgolddigginggirlfriend September 11, 2020