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25. sss
seriously sketchy situation
person 1 "dude this party just got busted and i jumped out the window and ran through the woods to my car to escape
person 2 "sounds like an SSS"
by peach Apr 25, 2005 share this add a video
1. SSS
Shit - Shower - Shave
Hold on i have to SSS
by Maspuce Aug 27, 2003 share this add a video
2. SSS
Acronym meaning Shit, Shave & Shower. Order of words vary depending on the preferences of the user.

For example, you may Shit, Shave & Shower, but your friend might Shit, Shower & Shave.
I have to go SSS before we go clubbing.
3. SSS
Shoot, Shovel, Shut-up. A way of eliminating unwanted acquaintances.
I think a little SSS might solve this problem
4. SSS
Shower, shit and sleep
Person 1: yo man im pretty tired, gonna triple S (SSS) it.
Person 2: aite aite payyyyce
5. SSS
Someone who suffers from a SEVERE case of SS syndrome that causes you to become moody, paranoid, and mostly crazy. Severe SS = SSS.
That girl is crazy, she definitely has SSS.

He just started screaming, I think he has SSS.
6. SSS
Small sample size
Dumb-ass baseball fan: "Dude, Aaron Rowand is hitting .353 over the past week"
Fan: "SSS, he's hitting .219 over the whole year, he'll back to striking out on sliders in the dirt in no time"
7. SSS
Sick Sad and Sorry

You use this is when you're hungover or when you're incredibly regretting something you did.
I made out with my best friend's sister! I can't believe I did this, I'm so SSS