squided 

To get absolutely fucked beyond belief. Originated in 1992 when a young Germanist named Squidward invented a particular form of binge drinking involving the mixing of Deutsche lager with breastmilk. His love for breastmilk may have dwindled but his burning passion to get stupidly drunk in untimely situations remained undying and henceforth to get squided became the latest in a long series of terms meaning to get so drunk you're no longer aware of what continent you are on and why your underwear is hanging out of another male's mouth.

Guy 1: Hey man how's the head?
Guy 2: Uuuuuuuuuuuuh
Guy 3: Don't worry Guy 1 he's just hideously squided - fucking wasteman

squided by Jus_get_it_in May 16, 2011

Squwipe 

Punching in the top of a beer can to make it a spitter.

Dude, you want a dip? Yeah but I don't have a spitter. Just squwipe your beer.

Squwipe by copegrixskol May 11, 2014

Squided 

When you've finished having sex with a female and you came inside of her, wait until it drips out. You then pick her up from under her shoulders while she's still naked, she flings her legs outward and wide open, you then run towards your friend, she wraps her legs around the back of your friend's head vagina comes in contact with face, and gets "ink" all over your friend's face.

Ha, did you see when Brandon grabbed Liz and squided Trey? That was classic!

Squided by KragothTBD June 7, 2014

Squidely 

A word used to describe something in a good way.

That hat is extremely squidely.

Squidely by Spenceroo January 21, 2010

Squide

When a person shits and pisses at the same time.

Person A: Dude what the f**k was that?!
Person B: Just a squide.

Squide by SanoSlayr May 31, 2009

Squider 

The squider is a superior organism, a cross between a Squirrel and a Spider.

Ooh I love Squiders

Squider by Ameliarr June 11, 2011

squeidel

When a squirrel tries to cross the street and gets hit by a car and spins like a top.

Also can be used as "squeideled out"

Squeidel, squeidel, squeidel
I tried to cross the street
Squeidel, squeidel, squeidel
I got knocked off my feet

squeidel by THE Pot Mama September 25, 2011