(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
Make sure you waffle squish your sh*t and clean my shower with soap instead of leaving me a surprise to clean after we hook up!
by re77815 December 5, 2020
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Person1: I heard thomas snuck into bryants house and gave him a cushion squish
Person2: Prolly took him a month to get rid of the smell
by BearEggs December 1, 2018
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When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.
“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”
by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021
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When you pull all 5 of your fingers close together into a point and try to fit them all in your girls pu**y.
Bro, she was so loose I almost got knuckle deep with the squished mitten!
by Notthatguypal January 22, 2023
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The pressing of bare male genitalia against a pane of glass.
A man drops trow, and presses his penis and testicles up against a pane of glass. The squished appearance resembles that of a squished mosquito.
by BLUDVLZ June 13, 2013
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I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!
by vajunkguy October 26, 2014
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the act of squishing a titty. Often done by a person who has one when they are bored or by their partner whilst kissing or engaging in other activities
Maddy: yeah, i got so used to doing it doing quarantine that i caught myself titty squishing at school
Brandon: woah! that seems fun
Maddy: it really is underrated
Brandon: can i try?
Maddy: Your ass digging hands will not be anywhere near my squishies
by forthreeweeksandthreedays April 7, 2022
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