Bloke: I'm feelin' really horny, why don't you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?
Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.
Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.
by Baloolabel April 12, 2011
A powerful, vicious and all consuming itch that paralyizes one's ability to act human and behave like a squirrel for a brief moment to conquer all that is evil inside of their nasal cavity.
by Lefucktard November 17, 2015