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3. squirmy
the lowest form of dork someoe can acheive.
that dude was a squirmy he's so gay.
1. squirmy
Kinkily devious and/or cunning.
Bugger, he's one squirmy dude.
by Martti Ojanen Oct 14, 2003 add a video
2. squirmy
the act of watching two people have sex in the same room that u are in.
"aw man, the other night billy and jenny were fuckin on my couch and i was too lazy to leave so i just pulled a squirmy on them."
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