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squirmatic 

1. n. A person who has a gicungous and uncontrollable, unrequited romantic chemistry for Sarah Palin.

2. n. A cult follower of a nature strikes back horror film.
Bill Maher evidenced urges for a squirmatic experience on his Friday show, calling Sarah Palin and Minnesota Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann “bimbos.” That came one week after he called Palin “a dumb twat.” (Not to mention the c-word)
squirmatic by Anandaloha April 16, 2011
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Squirtatious 

a. To squirt continuously and frequently.

b. The ability to squirt without reaching an orgasm

c. To motivate, by means of squirting

d. Great corporate quality
So squirtatious, she's full of herself. Literally.
Squirtatious by Shadisfaction July 31, 2009

squirtastic 

A person so hot, they make any other person of either gender instantaniously squirt
Bitch was squirtastic like whoa!
squirtastic by haimo February 12, 2008

Squirtatious 

A woman that is eager to squirt on you
First time i banged her she squirted on me like a slip n slide...she's SO squirtatious!

squamatic 

To have scales, or to be scaly in appearance: either when seen with the naked eye, or under a microscope.
Lichen is sometimes described as scaly, hence the name squamatic acid: a type of acid found in lichens.

Trump is a squamatic creature.

Some eggshells have a layer known as the squamatic layer, which appears scaly under a microscope.
squamatic by Bloopy November 13, 2017

squirmatron 

A baby or child who does not stop moving when you holding them or when you set them next to you.
The squirmatron wiggled his way out of his mother's arms.
squirmatron by Solid State Brain October 22, 2013

Squirtation Marks 

Cum stains. Either dried semen on skin or wet clothing caused by leakage after sex or being directly ejaculated on.
OMG, I walked to Starbucks after banging Chad this morning, and only realized while standing in line that my shorts had huge squirtation marks from his load.
Squirtation Marks by BuckyGoldsteen December 28, 2020