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Squeedom 

A belly button the size of a mouth
You have a huge-ass squeedom!
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Term coined by general anti-Matt Squire people. Used a general term for fail or general exclamations of fml. A verb, e.g. to be Squired, or "you got Squired!"
K: Guess what? My mom finally got a job!
T: Really? What does she do?
K: I'm not sure yet. I know it's something to with photography or magazines.
T: Oh so that's why I saw her in Playboy!
K: ...

K got Squired.
Squired by Parafamily March 29, 2009

Squirtomoblossomous 

noun. a person who never admits that they are wrong and annoys people for pleasure; also one who is sadistically sarcastic. They mainly eat chicken and ramen noodles.
A: "Haha I'm right"

B: "No, you are wrong."
A: "Why? lol"
B: "Because!"
A: "I'm always right!"
B: "OMG you are such a squirtomoblossomous."
When a girl wears a strap-on and takes a man up the arse.
Thus being squired.
The missus squired me last night
Squired by tummytank September 9, 2010

squaredo 

a lame wierdo
a square = a lame + a weirdo = a wierd person =
squaredo
You were a squaredo today at the movies. You were all boring and strange.
squaredo by Lynxys April 8, 2008

Squirtdown 

A touchdown with your jizz, aka when your spanking your monkey and jizz on your phone/case
Fuck Dad, I just had a squirtdown on my phone. I need a new one wanna lend me $30?
Squirtdown by Master Oogwey69 December 19, 2018