squintitis

The disease that normal people catch that turns them into a squinty eyed Asian, siide effects include Counter Strike addiction, excelling at maths and the urge to do the peace sign in all or most photos

"Dude, that Asians eyes look like they're closed"."Hell yeah, he has squintitis"

squintitis by cheese steak jimmy December 20, 2008

skintitis 

An extremely severe condition resulting in complete loss of funds for those infected, if left untreated this can be fatal.

Symptoms usually start occuring around the 7th of each month following a salary payment and will remain until a further injection of cash is received.

Prognosis is the patient will suffer greatly for 3 weeks until they receive a critical injection of cash. This is usually only a temporary cure.

Other symptoms include an overwhelming urge to give away all your money to random people who do not care about you.

Serious symptoms to look out for are the patient randomly saying things such as:

"what can you do?" "I need a win" "I'll save some next month" "they are ok" "im cutting them right back"

Should you notice these symptoms in a patient, then unfortunately skintitis is now untreatable and the patient is destined for a slow and painful demise and will eventually succumb to skintitis within 6-12 months.

"Its only the 5th and hes scheming to get money already, the skintitis must be setting in early"

skintitis by Egon Moanay November 24, 2020

squinties 

the thing you get when you're really high. usually associated with a chesire cat smile.

'i can't open my fucking eyes, i've got the squinties"

squinties by kt rix June 23, 2007

squinties 

slanted eyed folk of the east.Refering to the shape of the eyes, slanted and resemble squinting.

I went to the squinties resturant but i couldn't order because those mother fuckers looked like they where asleep. Lets go lynch a nig.

squinties by mander October 14, 2004

Squirttism 

An Autistic Person who likes shoving Large Objects up their asshole For Fun (umbrellas,soap bottles, pinecones and traffic cones occasionally

The retarded shitheaded faggot has Squirttism!

Squirttism by Wertwert3612 July 31, 2024