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quidwitching 

The act of being a total and complete loser by jumping from a high object with a broom and taking a picture mid air to look like you are flying. Often performed by Harry Potter fans who haven't realized the movies have been over since ages ago.
Terry: I'm going to go quidwitching. Want to come?
Bob: Sorry I actually have a freaking life.
quidwitching by BlueGreenJellyBean January 19, 2015

Squidditch 

The act of playing Quidditch but when you're a squid.
Squid played Squidditch with his tentacles.
Squidditch by SquidMCSquid May 12, 2010

Squidmitch 

An alternative way to describe the realm "Midwich Elementary School", particularly in relation to the game Dead By Daylight.
"I'm taking the Mary's Letter offering to bring our team to Squidmitch"
Squidmitch by RaptorRoses June 30, 2022

squidpatch 

Susie's squidpatch was a little itchy, so she made an appointment to see the gynocologist.
Being rich in squids (as said on shark week)
Mexico is very Squidrich
Squidrich by SquidRich August 13, 2011

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026