squidlunking 

the act of shining or inserting a light on or into a woman's genitalia

Gerald, as a child, loved to make monster cheeks in the mirror with the lights off and a flashlight in his mouth. As he matured, his fancy turned to squidlunking.

squidlunking by Atillathepun January 3, 2010

Squidwank 

When you have consumed so much cocaine you can’t masturbate properly as you fail to maintain an erection.

Squidwank;

I was so off my nut last night I was laid in bed squidwanking for hours after a shit tonne of packet!

Squidwank by FrankZmiller November 6, 2018

squidwinkle 

An exclamation, like "HOLY SHIT!"
Used to alert someone of a coming misfortune.

Person 1: "Hey man! Squidwinkle!"
Person 2: "Wow, dude, thanks! I almost didn't see that car!"

squidwinkle by Max & Will (although Tom made it up) December 1, 2004

squidpussy 

jill has one

"wow, you have such a large squidpussy"

"whats that smell? oh, it's jill's squidpussy"

"don't you dare go near that squidpussy"

squidpussy by Joey Farag November 17, 2013

SquidFuck

When you eat a girls puss puss after eating seafood. Usually because you’d rather have your breath smell like vagina than fish.

“Dude that fish I ate made my breath smell so I ate her pussy out before I kissed her to wash my mouth. It was a true SquidFuck moment”

SquidFuck by Lil Doorknob April 16, 2020

Squidinkcookieoncrack 

TikTok roleplay account of squid ink cookie from cookie run, don't talk shit about things they like or you die.

“Squidinkcookieoncrack murdered my entire family”

Squidinkcookieoncrack by AcidRain72 September 7, 2021

squidonkulus 

Feeling quite squidonkoled.

Jeremy: "Guys, is squidonkulus even a word?" George: "Lock all doors and windows on the 10th of August. Barricade your home. The clicking will be the indicator of when you should start praying. Weapons will not work. I suggest you find a religion to believe in, perhaps god will take pity on your soul."

squidonkulus by SquidonkulusEnthusiast August 8, 2023