an anus, usually a man's, that has been used for sex so frequentally that the rectum actually begins to fall out itself....resembling an angry squid.
"after that train we ran on Jim, his bum is starting to resemble a squid beak."

"what do you want to do tonight?"

"I don't know, but it involves your squid beak."
by jbizzles December 8, 2009
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When the vagina lips protrude in an extreme manner, resembling that of a squid's face
She had a really fat pussy, that thing looked like a squid beak!
by @bigsammy610 February 27, 2018
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When someone has lost their molars and other upper teeth due to poor dental hygiene and probable drug use, and only the front incisors remain - making their mouth resemble the beak of a squid.
That Peanut's already blown $2000 on that dating agency, without getting even one girl's phone number from them. Must be his poor general hygiene and his squid beak.
by vanderspoor July 2, 2011
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A squid beak is similar to a camel toe. It is the visible sign of a woman wearing underwear and trousers which are too tight.

Squid beak is used when the woman in question is a horrid minger and no-one wants to see her revolting flange.
Check out that fat minger. She's got a massive smelly squid beak and she doesn't know that her undercarriage is on show.
by ___oooOOOOooo___ November 20, 2006
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The squid's Beak is simply a euthemism for the clitoris.
Kylie was watching Lapping Lezzers Vol 76 and particularly enjoyed watching one licking the other's squid's beak.
by Captn Hood-Butter March 18, 2009
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A female dogs genatalia.
Noun: Roxy!, quit licking your squid beak. You sick nasty.
Adjective: She's so ugly, she's squid beak.
by Trino November 12, 2010
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