| 1. | squerpes | ||
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Rare disease that is transmitted when sexual contact occurs between a human and a small, bushy tailed rodent. Guy 1: Dude, I can't believe i got squerpes.
Guy 2: Well what did you think would happen when you were fucking that squirrel? |
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| 2. | Squerpes | ||
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A case of herpes so severe that your genitals begins to squirt gooey projectile vomit uncontrollably. I went down on a rotten looking weiner with a bad case of squerpes. Now I'm blind with eye herpes.
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