Squelsh

A person who derives from the countries "Wales" and "Scotland", they prefer to be called "Squelsh" as they see themselves as special from the rest of the UK.

Chad:"Hey I heard you're from Scotland and Wales that's pretty cool"
Mickey:"No sir Chad I am "Squelsh", not from them commoner countries"

Squelsh by RealEinstien June 15, 2019

squelshy 

The sound it makes when you shit your pants and don't realize till you sit down

Man that sounded squelshy did you you shit yourself

squelshy by Themanyoufearbutenjoy May 28, 2021

Squeeshi

adj. Referred to someone or animal after good or bad behavior.

Buying flowers to the girl you met at the park was a good idea. Good Squeeshi!

Bathing the flowers with chloroform and then having your way with the girl was not. Bad Squeeshi!

Not sleeping with that prostitute was a good idea. Good Squeeshi!

Still paying for her services was not. Bad Squeeshi!

Squeeshi by KiQUE! September 25, 2010

squelching 

the sloppy sounds of sex when one has a really wet vagina to fuck.

"Leah, what were you doing last night? I swear I heard squelching"

"No, I swear we were just talking and making out"

"Damn girl, i had to pee on the porch"

squelching by Ali THE COOLEST May 31, 2005

Popping a squelchie 

The act of a woman dropping goo, or getting it.

Julie was popping a squelchie when she saw Shawn.

Popping a squelchie by Squelchie December 10, 2017

squelching 

The sound you make when you've just curled out a very wet shit in your pants and can't be bothered to go home and change so you head to the nearest bar and sit down and have a drink. Everyone can smell you but you don't care. What you do care about is the fact that every time you move from cheek to cheek to get more comfortable you simply end up squelching all the time.

"Fucking hell mate, is that you making that smell?"
"Yeah. I just shit my pants."
"Can't you go home and change?"
"Yeah I guess. To be honest, probably best cos I'm just squelching over here. Fuck it's even running down into my boots."

squelching by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016

Squelching 

Similar to Feltching, except performed with the gerbil's more nefarious cousin the squirrel. Often the tail is left protruding the rectal cavity, allowing for easy extraction of the fecal laden rodent (Not to mention a very fashionable furry tail while enjoying the tiny beast's frantic claustrophobia)

Sam enjoys squelching, so much so that he's taken up breeding squirrels in his basement. Poor squirrels never see it coming till its too late...

Squelching by SamIamIam_GreenEggsAndHam May 23, 2008