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A person who derives from the countries "Wales" and "Scotland", they prefer to be called "Squelsh" as they see themselves as special from the rest of the UK.
Chad:"Hey I heard you're from Scotland and Wales that's pretty cool"
Mickey:"No sir Chad I am "Squelsh", not from them commoner countries"
by RealEinstien June 15, 2019
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Obliterating ones own mind by use of power tools and firecrackers.

A form of japanese squash but extremely rare and unheard of.

A way to rape someone.
Stop squelshing me!

This squelsh tastes remarkable.

Your squelsh is very hard.

etc...
by Steven Piechowski October 26, 2007
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Definitive accent, a mixture and influence of the far north east of Wales /cheshire border and Liverpool.
You sound like a scouser.

No I'm from North Wales, it's called Squelsh, a mixture of North East Wales and Scouse
by phantomphil January 18, 2021
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squelchmeat

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squelchmeat is the perfect tits and bum,with a face to match,makes you crash

your car or motorcycle or anything your driving/riding.

think of smooth wet or oily flesh that may squeak when squeased or rubbed sensually.
i saw this "squelchmeat" along the 1412, her tits/arse were bouncing like Rossis suspension, then the scotty burst and i recieved first degree burns to my cock.
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jeez, that bird i knocked off last night was wet, she squirted till she farted then slapped me with her tits till my lips were swollen (got to include the lesbos too).
by mik63 August 14, 2007
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cum squelch

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Like tone squelch on a walkie talkie but with cum from “wankie pankie”.
Jack was feeling sexually abandoned on a deserted island so he wanked out an SOS in cum squelch all over his sleeping girlfriends face in the hope of rescue.
by Hambone Fakenamington December 28, 2021
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squelchtocks

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Unusually liquidy diarrhea, usually accompanied by a series of wet farts.
After eating that Indian food, I had SquelchTocks for 45 minutes!
by GerthPaul March 23, 2016
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