squeeze one out 

"Squeeze one out" can have many euphemistic meanings:
1) Narrowly win in a game
2) Give birth to a baby
3) Poop, as in
4) Masturbate, but this is the least-used of the four

1)"they squeezed out a victory, 1-0"
2)"I'm not going to squeeze one out till I'm, like, 30."
3)"I'm going to the toilet to squeeze one out"
4)I squeezed one out in the shower last night.

squeeze one out by Hamid2547 October 3, 2010

Squeeze one out like a commando 

The act of forcing oneself to defecate, even though one doesn't require to defecate. Usually used to make room in the stomach so one can eat more.

Bob was so full at the Chinese buffet that he went to the toilet to Squeeze one out like a commando to make room for dessert.

Squeeze one out like a commando by Frempt November 25, 2009

squeeze one out 

v. to masturbate, or cause ones self to ejaculate

I squeezed one out in the shower last night.

squeeze one out by alkalinesam February 26, 2005

Squeeze One Out 

Another way of saying "Take a Dump"

Hold on. Gotta go squeeze one out.

Squeeze One Out by Scat-Man June 18, 2013

Squeeze one off

Male masturbation, generally when not at home.

"Lastnight at my mother in laws house, the meatloaf was so good I had to go to the restroom and squeeze one off"

Squeeze one off by ChuckU.Farley March 25, 2009

squeeze one out 

london expression, for jerking off, wanking, tossing etc.

Man im board Ill think squeeze one out.

squeeze one out by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

squeeze one out 

When you attempt to urinate or defecate due to the current convenience of a rest room and knowing that access to one will not be available for a long time there after.

(On a road trip)
"OK, we are making a rest-stop at this gas station. This is your last chance to use a rest room for 300 miles"

"I don't really have to go, but I better squeeze one out while I have the chance'

squeeze one out by kapooch102 December 30, 2011