Squeet

Backwards Hill-Billy Country Speak; A contraction of the the statement,"Let's go eat."

"You hungry?"
"Yeah. Squeet."

by Darrell Parkhill August 26, 2004

Squeet

When a male ejects air from the urethral otherwise known as the penis hole

Omg, that squeet rocked my shorts off

by Tastylooms November 14, 2018

Squeet

The sound made as a wet poop exits the anus.

"What was that?"
"I squeeted."

by squeeterific December 29, 2014

Squeet

Its a short form for square feet. Square + Feet = Squeet

Hey Steve my man, what's the squeet of that door schedule?

by fatherpain October 20, 2005

Squeet

Slang for square feet.

Our new house is 2500 squeet.

by MOA November 1, 2004

Squeet

Like a laugh, but through your anus. Can be a side effect of too much reet, or prolonged exposure to yeeting. A reet can never be a squeet, but a squeet can be a sub-category or pre-currsor to a yeet.

"Bethany Robinson knew it was coming. The silent squeet she had squeeted began to cascade into reets of yeets.

by Ram Ranch Randal January 10, 2020

Squeet

To quickly push out a little poop before you go somewhere.

Let me squeet and then I'll be ready to go.

by Hafadabucci May 31, 2018