squarp

noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a sneeze, queef, fart, and burp. An admittedly rare event, but a theoretical possibility.

verb. To sneeze, queef, fart, and burp simultaneously.

Etymology: S(neeze) + QU(eef) + (f)AR(t) + (bur)P.

Ramona squarped so violently that I thought she would explode.

squarp by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005

squarp

Accidental release of liquid feces in an attempt to fart on your partner's chest.

Ashley and I wanted to try a new kinky farting game the other night, so we decided to fart around a little bit. I was so excited I squarped. I take full blame for staining her chest authentic poop brown. She got squarped.

squarp by BilalCool87 March 15, 2019

Tiananmen Square 

REDACTED

"Hey, did you hear about Tiananmen Square?"
"Yeah, I heard REDACTED"

Tiananmen Square by [REMOVED] August 16, 2019

Tiananmen Square 

Nothing happened in the Tiananmen Square

Friend: Yo, have you heard about the Tiananmen Square protests?
me: Yeah, it was a bloodba... I mean everyone was cheerful and there was no massacre.
Friend: What do you mean? Wait, who are those people behind you?

Tiananmen Square by xX_n00bM4st3r-69_Xx May 23, 2019

square marden 

Jackie Chan's comical mispronunciation of Madison Square Garden in the bloopers of Rush Hour 2.

I always dreamed to square marden.

square marden by toph bei fong is awesome May 24, 2011

fair and square 

Justly, precisely, or in an honest way and without any doubt.

We won the game fair and square.
She hit me fair and square on the nose.

fair and square by Coell March 15, 2006

Parker Square

Originating from the youtube account Numberphile, Doing a parker square means that you have attempt to do something but didn't quite achieve accomplishing it.

Matt: Hey Brady, I solved this sodoku puzzle !
Brady: You repeat numbers in all the columns and rows.
Matt: It still sort of counts.
Brady: Face it Matt, this is a parker square sudoku.

Parker Square by "Donald Trump's Hair" Fetish May 26, 2016