When one male surrounds himself with four women on four different beds, connecting corner to corner so that he becomes inclosed, and thrusting in a rythmic fashion to each attendant why'll listening to folk.
I'm so exhausted. Me, Cindy, Trixie, ShaNayNay, and Esther got together and square danced all night long.
by Jiffy Peej February 7, 2007
After shagging your girlfriend into a coma, you shut her up in a crate and mail her to Mozambique. Then you dig up Elvis' corpse, take his thigh bone and club Paul McCartney to death with it. You lay low till your girlfriend returns from Mozambique with a baboon in tow, then you have a threesome with your girlfriend and the baboon. Afterwards you crate up the girl again, mail her to Montevideo, and marry the ape.
by Modern Loafers October 22, 2006
by Sexmaster6979 January 26, 2023
When one is lying on their side, being penetrated anally, it's the squirming and moving about that one does to remove the inserted penis or object before defecation.
I was really getting it in and she started doing the sphincter square dance so I knew it was coming to an abrupt end.
by FletchRFletcher November 19, 2014
by gigidi gigidi June 12, 2009
In Gears of War 1 and 2, the act of getting up close to each other in multiplayer, and running around in a circle blindfiring a shotgun until someone faces an imminent death
Dude 1: Hey guys, I can't snipe because you're running around in circles like a bunch of retards.
Dude 2: We're doing the Shotgun Square Dance!
Dude 2: We're doing the Shotgun Square Dance!
by idontknowyet February 1, 2009
The synchronous movement used by 3 or more co-workers in a tightly-spaced break room.
The ballet begins by each worker being stationed at one of the following:
Water cooler, coffee maker, cup station, refrigerator, snack machine, soda machine, silverware drawer, sink.
Each participant moves in unison from station to station as necessary, so as not to get in another co-worker's way.
Dance movements range from simple backwards and fowards steps, to more creative moves such as the "Matrix Backbend" to retrieve a coffee stirrer and the "Pull, Smell, Squint and Toss" manuevre when dealing with refrigerator leftovers.
Co-workers stuck in a Boss Sandwich are generally the leaders of this activity.
The ballet begins by each worker being stationed at one of the following:
Water cooler, coffee maker, cup station, refrigerator, snack machine, soda machine, silverware drawer, sink.
Each participant moves in unison from station to station as necessary, so as not to get in another co-worker's way.
Dance movements range from simple backwards and fowards steps, to more creative moves such as the "Matrix Backbend" to retrieve a coffee stirrer and the "Pull, Smell, Squint and Toss" manuevre when dealing with refrigerator leftovers.
Co-workers stuck in a Boss Sandwich are generally the leaders of this activity.
By the time it was over, the Break Room Square Dance had consumed both pots of coffee, taken all of the sporks and somehow left a slew of Avon pamphlets in its wake....
by LuckyPucker February 13, 2009