Squanch

1.Jerking off while hanging yourself (rick and morty)
2.vaping, or smoking some mowie wowie

1.pass me that rope it’s time to squanch
2.yo bro gammet squanch.

by Yolobeefswag June 15, 2019

squanched

Beyond fucked up. One may become chronosynclastic infundibulum.

Person 1: I just took 10 dabs off the rig
Person 2: Are you feelin squanched yet?

by atrueintellectual November 29, 2018

Squanch

A fart so rare and terrifying that it deserves its own name. Often found in confined spaces where its victims can not escape its wrath.

My god, its the squanch. Break out the gas masks.

by thewickedone80 March 6, 2013

Squanch

The act of male on male scissoring. The men spread their legs in a "Y" (scissor) shape and place scrotum's together, usually behind the other party's testicular sac, and proceed to pleasure one another.

Man, my sac hurts! Next time we squanch, one of us needs to shave so it's not like our balls are Velcroed together..

See also scissoring

by fat_atkison September 15, 2011

Squanching

A term used in the show Rick and Morty. It is code for male masturbation.

Friend: Hey, you coming to see-
Guy: DUDE! IM SQUANCHING!!
Friend: I am so sorry! Forgive me!

by AbbeyRoad9242 February 1, 2016

Squanch

A shit (n)
The act of deification (v)

“I gotta take a Squanch” - Gary
“That was a Top10 Squanch right there” - Fish

by DaSquancher August 21, 2018

Squanch

Dirty hairy nasty blown out vagina

That Bitch's Squanch is Gnarles Barkley

by TVICH March 17, 2017