squaddle

To waddle from a squatting position.

After licking frosting from the cake, my sister tried to squaddle out of the reach of our mother's switch.

by milleresque February 16, 2015

squaddle

A pack of aquatic aviary creatures (i.e. geese) that linger in highly trafficked areas and impede migration.

I hate when squaddles of Canadian geese wont get out the fuckin road!

by Vito3334 April 3, 2020

squaddle

when you need to squiddle a waddle but the flipper dipper tanks the skank and snuggles the buggle but the dfslakjlsjdf;laj'ljvoihogj;dslkg;ajvoiacv;oiasjoifjasd

"did you have to squaddle?"

"Michael

by wanker!! September 6, 2022

squaddle me down

When someone wipes your ass for you because you ran out of toilet paper.

I asked Corey to help me out and he said he would squaddle me down anytime.

by MikeMilla December 11, 2013