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wookiee sledge 

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.
"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."
wookiee sledge by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007
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When something is meant to be exciting but is really just lame.
This game is so Sedge
That was so Sedge
Sedge by James Donnelly January 2, 2022
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Warsaw sledgehammer 

anal sex in which the person on top slaps the person on the bottom with a kielbasa at least 10 inches in length
my face is still greasy from that Warsaw sledgehammer i got last night.

Swedgered 

To describe someone who has consumed large quantitys of ecstacy and dosent know or where they are.
"look at him hes swedgered out his nut"
Swedgered by damagefaction January 24, 2009
schedules for high school
DUDE, tomorow we have to go to orientation and pick up our skedges.
skedges by Prince Nippolean August 23, 2005
Heavily intoxicated on ecstasy (MDMA).
Look at Bill, he's so swedged!
Swedged by ShAnDeM April 21, 2017
similar to a nipple cripple but instead to expand across the whole breast
i gave her a squedge
squedge by mc factor July 1, 2008