Sporkesucker

Pubes
An Organism That Enjoys The Act Of Smooching Another Organisms Of The Same Or Opposite Sex's Pubic Hair. Also Includes Animals

Tori: Hey Babe
Tami: Hey Sexy ;).
Tori: You Wana Suck My Pubes?
Tami: Oh Yea, Im Such A Sporkesucker.

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Spurkey

Spiced turkey. Made by the same process as Spam, but with turkey instead of pork and ham.

I think Hormel should change from Spam Turkey to "Spurkey".

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That awesome fashionable lead singer from The Hoosiers who can hit any note you hit him with. Also known to make a pun or two when appropriate.

'Aw, who's that? He's cool'
'Irwin Sparkes!'

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Having violent, gay sex with someone and ejaculating all over the place at the same time. Thus creating sparkes.

"Man, there's sparkes everywhere after our 'encounter' on the sofa"

"I got my promotion yesterday, but I was cleaning sparkes of my desk for weeks"

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Scoring spares in three consecutive frames while bowling.

If you pick up this third spare in a row, I'm buying you a special spurkey beer.

spurkey by sorkiniac July 27, 2009

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The effect of skyperbating or skype piping too aggressively over your keyboard.

Last night's speed Skyping session was amazing, Sparkes were flying everywhere

sparkes by forwardsman October 21, 2010

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To have skinny, disproportionate sparrow like legs

You've got legs like spurkles

Spurkles by Lady_T April 20, 2017

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