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Scoring spares in three consecutive frames while bowling.
If you pick up this third spare in a row, I'm buying you a special spurkey beer.
spurkey by sorkiniac July 27, 2009
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Is when defining something very sleek or appealing to the eye. Also meaning when talking about something that your very infatuated with.
Man there is some fine slurkey in this club right now.
Slurkey by Jrooo CSD September 8, 2010
A shurkey is a animal in the animal kingdom. Shurkeys are cousins of the a sought after, turkey. Shurkeys on average are anywhere from 100-400lbs heavier then your usual turkeys. Shurkeys are much easier too kill becuase you can scare it and it can’t run or do shit about it. It is best to bring a truck with atleast a hemi in it though if you want to move it back home.
hey Squirty, you see this mf shurkey i got. It ought to be a new world record!
Shurkey by Shawn diesease December 8, 2021
When you go to fist bump your friend and one person turkeys you and the other person snails you and you end up high-fiving
Alexa: "Hey let's fist bump"
Leia: "Yeah!"

*They both go in for the fist bump*
Alexa: *Turkeys the fist bump*
Leia: *Snails the fist bump*
*They end up high-fiving (a Snurkey)*
Both: "OMG!!!!! hahahah!"
Alexa: "I can't believe we just snurkied!"
Snurkey by snurkeysnurk321 November 9, 2022
The name of a not very well known monkey, who likes to wank a lot of spurt out semen.
Hey look, theres Spunkey Monkey!
Spunkey by Hugo January 27, 2004
I have a spurvey
spurvey by omgitsniamh June 9, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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