A party game in which a group of men jerk off onto a biscuit, and the last person to cum has to eat it.
by samuel1234567 March 3, 2008
a game where a group of friends who all have to cum in a condom and who ever has the least amount of sperm in the condom, they have to put it on their head.
by TommXO May 13, 2008
Having sex with a girl you are trying to break up with. When you are about to blow your load you pull out, spunk in your hand and then slap her across the face with it. You then dance around the room like a monkey making her think you are crazy thus making her want to break up with you.
Gary...You should break up with that phsyco bitch. I can't Yvonne just doesn't get it. Well give her the spunky monkey and she won't want to stay around cause she'll think your the crazy one.
by spencey121 April 6, 2007
what a night last night boys, you seen Keith anywhere?
Oi oi that spunky pup, yeah he passed out at the brothel
Oi oi that spunky pup, yeah he passed out at the brothel
by Spunky January 22, 2016
A white monkey that was shoved down Kyle's underpants. Then covered it in semen and then proceded to launch it with high velocity at my face. The last step of a spunky monkey is throwing it out of a window at an old woman.
Me:No kyle don't throw the spunky monkey at me!
Kyle:*launches*
Me :Ow my foken eey!
Me:*throws spunk monkey out of window*
Kyle:Oh shit you hit that old woman.
Me:you hit my eye.
Kyle:*launches*
Me :Ow my foken eey!
Me:*throws spunk monkey out of window*
Kyle:Oh shit you hit that old woman.
Me:you hit my eye.
by Job pillow beast February 22, 2018
A used condom.
by Dunky Oggins December 9, 2003
by dyoox01 August 13, 2003