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1.
When a laydee is felating a lucky gent: just as he thunders past the vinegar strokes and he cums into her mouth, the puffing out of her cheeks at the point of no return is reminiscent of her playing the 'spunk trumpet'
Ee - that ethel everreddy - she's a one for that spunk trumpet
by Leigh August 01, 2003
 
2.
As in "How pet, do you like music? Fancy doing a Dizzy Gilespie on me spunk trumpet then?"
by Captain Zap September 29, 2003
 
3.
Pretty young lady ideal for a blasting with love glue.
I pulled a bird last night, what a little spunk trumpet.
by JP Golf Pro October 01, 2008
 
4.
Your Penis, cock
by Phil Gregory July 07, 2003
 
5.
A skinny rugby player with Bat Lugs
Look at him run he looks like a spunk trumpet
by Finbar January 29, 2004