2 definitions by RobertDiNerosMoistyButtFolds

Spunk Trumpet

Nutting in her throat and choking her as she gargles until you get the pitch just right to sound like a trumpet

"I tried giving my girl the spunk trumpet last night but she squeaked too high and fucking died ni🅱🅱a"

Another word for hemorrhoids they're just cowboys on your asshole ig.

"Wow Melissa those ass cowboys are really gettin to me today, feels like a whole herd of cows stamped over my asshole"