Spunk

Breakfast of champions.
also see: semen, cum, giz, cream, that funky stuff

Tim: I just unleashed a funky load of spunk in Ashley's face last night.
Robert: Nice, man. How'd she react?
Tim: A little surprised, it woke her up.

by McRizzle, Foshizzle April 20, 2009

Spunk

A salty ejaculate which is devoured by "thirsty bitches" Said to be of similar taste to Roqufort blue cheese, spunk is the favourite beverage of many pornstars. Amusingly used by Australian "Sheilas" to describe an attractive man "he's a spunk", spunk is a calorie and protein dense nutritious food, which is commonly consumed by young Japanese women.

To spunk,
Spunked,
Spunking,
Spunked up,
Spunked all over,
Spunked in her mouth
Nasty spunk-filled whore

by Finesilver January 10, 2005

Spunk

A person who is good looking or cute.

That guy/girl is a real spunk.

by RobboFett August 29, 2005

Spunk

another term for weed in the U.S.

dang Felipe how much spunk you took?

by XxFZeroxX December 16, 2007

Spunk

Word "created" by the crazy German Pippi Longstockings. Upon hearing her say it most feel violent. (Check youtube for full use)

Pippi thought she created spunk

by MasterHig April 19, 2010

Spunk

Dried cum

"Oh shit! I still have spunk on my bed from last night!"

by Kevin Mac is tha Man October 3, 2017

Spunk

Someone with a large penis. They normal get bitches everyday and smoke doinks in the Amish.

You're a spunk.

by Lelkeker November 3, 2017