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Spedistic 

'Spedistic' is an adjective. It is defined as dumb, special ed, and unintelligent. It can be a synonym for 'sped' or 'slow'. 'Spedistic' can describe a person, action, or thing.
Example #1:
You: "Why did you pour hot tea into a plastic water bottle?"
Your Sister: "I didn't think it would melt!"
You: "You're so spedistic!"

Example #2:
Your Friend: "Ms. Smith gave us extra homework because one person was talking!"
You: "Bruh she's literally spedistic!"
Spedistic by QuirkyGurl06 November 7, 2022
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A potato based proto-religion phonetically based upon Buddhism but not requiring that its followers (spudists) attain a high level of spiritual enlightenment.

Followers are frequently one of the following:

1. They are very fond of potatoes
2. They are undergoing a potato only diet.
3. They wish to express their dislike of religion by affirming their allegiance a goofy sounding faith. Such a stance is reinforced by attitudes of christian religious leaders who had, in past centuries, denounced the potato because it wasn't mentioned in their holy books.

A Spudist is also a derogatory term for religious Irish people.

A Spudist may also refer to someone that eats too many chips/fries/crisps
Spudism teaches us that the eating of fries is the true path to happiness.
Spudism by MrPorter February 28, 2013
Throwing the wrong thing away, then realizing your dumb ass needed it.
I am looking for a the drum that would fit the Scout Dana 44, as in a moment of spuditity I threw away the wrong drum!!
Spuditity by izanuff February 2, 2009

spudstroke

Safely giving a hand job by removing items such as jewelry
Leanne safely gave Neil a spudstroke, he liked it
spudstroke by Hellt December 31, 2022
Despite being a couch potato, the guy can wank it, yank it and plank it all night long. Much desired by spudbunnies.
I hear that Norval got into Wendy's potato patch last night during a Seinfeld re-run! That Norval is one mean spudstud!
spudstud by Jim Lawrance November 6, 2008
to describe someone who is acting retarded etc.
Boy: Look at that idiot, he is acting so spudish !
spudish by Bill Markham May 29, 2007