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sprouting 

verb; to sprout, the act of sprouting: for one to consume large amounts of alcohol, or any other substance for that matter, and experience a wide range of emotions including, but not limited to, great bouts of laughter, uncontrollable sobs, and the urge to undress all and any gender.

The spout-ee may also find themselves throwing up noodles, or passing out in the woods to awake in the back of a mini van.
Person 1: "Did you see Lucy sprouting last night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she passed out and they had to carry her body up a grassy knoll."

Person 1: "And then she began to laugh and cry hysterically."

Person 2: "Yeah, right after she puked up her noodles."
sprouting by LucyPleaseExplain January 22, 2009

sprouling 

1. The act of vomiting, or excreting other unwanted and useless fluids.
2. Excessive bragging.
3. Prattling about useless information in a self-important fashion.
1. "He was wasted and just started sprouling all over my shoes last night."
2. "James was sprouling about how he has the best body on campus. He's such a douche."
3. "Charmaine was sprouling all night about her recent conversion to Buddhism."
sprouling by mistagangsta August 26, 2010

Sproutling 

A baby Brussel sprout before it's grown into a full edible adult sprout.
The sproutlings are coming along nicely
Sproutling by Ha.llieeee July 28, 2016

sprouting bullshit 

Originated from typos of "spouting bullshit", but later evolved into a word with a more intense connotation. It describes the act of one spouting bullshit to such a degree that it almost appears as if literal bullshit is sprouting out from their bodies.
sprouting bullshit by QEbgs November 29, 2021

Sprouling 

Delaying one's departure to a predetermined destination by just hanging out and milling about aimlessly.
"Stop Sprouling! Let's go!"
Are they Sprouling again?
Sprouling by Sproulie July 24, 2017

sprouting plant 

A censored phrase to use to identify that your boy part is ready to play instead of saying "I'm so hard."
It's taller than the Eiffel Tower.

It's finally awake. Time to play!

I saw his sprouting plant!