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sprouche 

Sprouche is a combination of the words sperm and douche. While technically not a douche, sperm is substituted in place of the usual vinegar and water. The sperm is inserted typically by intercourse and usually mingles with other materials (vaginal discharge, lube or feces) in a vaginal or anal orifice.
"When I fucked your girlfriend, i sprouched in her! How did it taste?"
sprouche by Buck Futt March 25, 2009
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spoocher 

a fat, well-rolled joint
my, my. now this is a joint worthy of the being called a spoocher. spark that shit.
spoocher by spoocher December 29, 2008

Sprockle 

A small woodland creature, about the size of the common ferret, that looks like it was born inside out.
-Look mummy, that squirrel is all pink!
-That's not a squirrel dear, its a sprockle. Please don't poke it.
Sprockle by JohnnyK January 4, 2004
someone who stays on the perimeter.
Why everybody at the club having fun and you lookin like a spoochie
spoochie by J-Avenue April 4, 2009
Your coochie on Halloween it means spooky coochie
Girl on Halloween: He’s going to get some spoochie tonight
Spoochie by coochwrapsupreme November 2, 2019

Sprockle 

A big, fat, tasty skunk joint or spliff. A generally cool and amusing word to use but becomes particularly useful when discussing going for a smoke around figures of authority at college or work.
Jippers: This lesson's long, fancy a sprockle at break?

Nick: Yeah man.
Sprockle by Joggerson February 23, 2009
Totally wasted, usually a result of high consumption of alcoholic beverages.
"Man, look at Trina! She's scrooched!"
scrooched by Methos August 18, 2003