When said quickly, an inoffensive way to advise someone to 'Fuck Off'. Best used discretely so that only people close to you can hear it, and not the intended victim. Even funnier when the intended victim THINKS they can hear it, but can't be sure, so they take no action. However, if victim is being a complete tosser, best to shout it as loud as possible in order to deliver as much offence as possible. Number of 'a' letters contained in word is directly proportional to how much you want the individual to fuck off.
'Excuse me, is anyone sitting on this chair?', 'No, you can have it - (Faaff!)'
'Sorry Sir, you can't come in here wearing jeans', 'FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFF!'
A word for describing the act of, or indeed the weapon of, sexual intercourse. 'Full faigan' is full penetrative sex, and the emphasis in this case should be in the 'FULL'.
'Half faigan' is used less often, and it's actual meaning can altered according to the circumstances, e.g. oral sex could be described as half faigan, as could mutual masturbation.
To 'faig' is to have sexual contact of some description.
The word 'faigan' can also be used to describe an erect penis.
"Look at the tits on that, I'd love to give her FULL faigan"
"Did you score last night?" "Yup, but she wouldn't put out, I only got half faigan"
"If you don't watch out, I'm going to faig you. Full."
"Where do you think you're putting that? You can't stick your faigan up my arse!!"
A word similar to 'snog' to describe a (usually drunken) union of two individuals which goes no further than kissing and possibly cuddling. Any attempt by either party (usually the male) to take things to the next logical stage (see 'sproochling'), will invariably be greeted with a slap by the other. Often the participants will 'sprachle' all night long without actually getting to 'sproochle', much to the disappointment of one, if not both, of the sprachlers.
A common side-effect of 'sprachling' is the deep feelings of regret (and sometimes disgust) that one or both of the participants experience upon reaching sobriety.
'Did you see those two at it last night? They were sprachling about the dancefloor all night!"
"Oh my good god, I can't believe it. I think I sprachled xxxxx last night."
A term to describe a sexual encounter similar to 'second base', whereby the participants indulge in behaviour beyond kissing and cuddling. It is acceptable to partake in groping of the breasts and groin, and mutual masturbation is also permitted. 'Dry Humping' may be undertaken by experienced sproochlers. Sproochling should always be carried out in a darkened alleyway or a quiet wooded area.
Not to be confused with 'sprachling'
"So, did you shag her last night?", "No, I'm afraid not. She's as tight as a midget's arse. But we did a bit of sproochling in the woods behind the vicar's house."
"Come on, don't be so frigid. I don't even want to shag you - just a wee sproochle in the doorway??"