Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.

Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?

Splitsville Fountain by bichasse June 3, 2016

splitsville 

originated as a code word for leaving an awkward or unpleasant environment or situation.
to exit, to flee or escape. evacuate the premises
the act of removing oneself from a certain situation.

1. "the police arrived and i was splitsville"

2.
Randy: "dude this party is sooo lame."
Larry: "totally man"
Randy: "splitsville??"
Larry: "yeah definately splitsville"

splitsville by Mark_C May 13, 2006

splittail 

What rednecks and hillbillies call the human female on account of the fact that, when seen in the nude and from behind, the female genitalia (i.e. labia) looks like a tiny, split-in-half tail.

Hail yes, we'se gunna go lookin' fer some splittail!

splittail by zuba February 2, 2005

splittail 

Military term for the human female, either singly or in a group.

"Man, look at all that splittail!"

splittail by Frankie February 5, 2004

Spritsitz 

Spritsitz is a good cologne, fragrence, or Smell.

I'ma be chillin wit mah bitch later so i gotta put on the good spritsitz

Spritsitz by NeverDUN September 18, 2006

Splittail 

Any military 'member' in possesion of their very own uterus.

That spit-tail wants on our ship? She's got permission to board my Johnson

Splittail by JPac August 9, 2003

head for Splitsville 

to BE ABOUT to split up or break up with one's boy/gilrfriend
to get divorced from one's husband/wife SOON

The expression is used in a rather funny, joking or kidding context, referring to the unfortunate and rather dramatic fact of an imminent break-up/split-up/divorce.

An old man's parents head for Splitsville and he is scared.

head for Splitsville by Skinswatcher February 19, 2010