A spread-eagle slampig, or "slammy," for short is a adjective describing a loose woman or man. In other words, someone who is openly sexually active and is usually associated with being dirty. Very easily become sexual prey or is willing to engage in sexual acts with strangers.
I.E. in the military these women or men are considered "moral gear," where anyone willing is able to have a turn.
I.E. in the military these women or men are considered "moral gear," where anyone willing is able to have a turn.
Example: "I thought that girl was a slut before, but she's been around so much she's more of a spread-eagle slampig!"
Example 2: "I wouldn't be caught in between the sheets with that "slammy", I don't want to contract any diseases.
Example 2: "I wouldn't be caught in between the sheets with that "slammy", I don't want to contract any diseases.
by Metalczenko January 9, 2010
Girl 1: I can’t wait for this business trip to be over so my boyfriend can give me a beating, I am so horny.
Girl 2: What kind of beating, a spread eagle beating?
Girl 1: What other kind is there?
Girl 2: What kind of beating, a spread eagle beating?
Girl 1: What other kind is there?
by Lindy March 23, 2007
A character name for a hott girl that is in the mood for sexual pleasure and is quick to open her legs spread eagle. Brother Jed Smock has coined this term at many lectures/preachings across America's college campuses when advising women not to mold into this character.
by Hawkster September 8, 2007
When a married bar patron has the hots for the bartender of the same sex and proceeds to further the relationship by waiting for him/her to get off shift. After a few apple pie shots for $2.00, the two move to the patio where they pour Busch Light over their naked bodies. Once drenched in Busch latte, the bar patron makes the first move by going in for a gentle kiss. The bartender allows the advance and joins in. After about five minutes, the bar patron requests a pizza pocket and goes home to their spouse.
Danny: I drove down Asbury Road and saw Scott giving Brad an Asbury Spread Eagle.
Todd: OMG, Lucky Brad!
Todd: OMG, Lucky Brad!
by Wagonwheel69 November 11, 2021
by Sunioncarrot11 December 14, 2013
When Bald Jesus and a Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.
Bald Jesus: I Gay Spread Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night and he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.
by DoingTheLordsWork January 28, 2023
When your sleazy, white trash, welfare-dependant daughter comes back to roost at your home with her five illegitimate children – because she just can’t make ends meet on four handouts alone.
With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!
It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!
It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
Man1: I heard that C moved back in with you, with all the kids.
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
by Politic Ric October 31, 2010